silver stands in my pensieve: What's in a name? Part 1

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

What's in a name? Part 1

Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie = Brangelina

Ben Affleck + Jennifer Lopez = (the now defunct) Bennifer

Vince Vaughn + Jennifer Aniston = Vaughniston (also over)

Tom Cruise + Katie Holmes = TomKat

Cat + Elvin = Calvin (Mwahahah! Si Jimmy-san ang nagpauso nyan no)

Ogie Alcasid + Regine Velasquez = Ogre!!! Shrek 3 na! Nood na!

Labels: humor, pinoy humor

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