What's in a name? Part 1
Brad Pitt + Angelina Jolie = Brangelina
Ben Affleck + Jennifer Lopez = (the now defunct) Bennifer
Vince Vaughn + Jennifer Aniston = Vaughniston (also over)
Tom Cruise + Katie Holmes = TomKat
Cat + Elvin = Calvin (Mwahahah! Si Jimmy-san ang nagpauso nyan no)
Ogie Alcasid + Regine Velasquez = Ogre!!! Shrek 3 na! Nood na!
Labels: humor, pinoy humor
Posted by Unknown at 17:36
Whatever
Got this from one Yahoo group I'm in. Some things really make you go 'Oh yeah...' ^_~
=============================
Why, Why, Why???
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are going dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE.... ..
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends - - if they're okay, then it's you.
Labels: email, humor, non-sense
Posted by Unknown at 13:31
Slam book fever!
A couple of weeks ago during lunch time, I had a good laugh with Danj and Shey over one of our fondest childhood memories: the ubiquitous slam book. Who hasn't heard of slam books? Who hasn't signed one?? We were laughing because we remembered the ooky (and sometimes stupid) answers we put in there. Here we go down slam book memory lane (and oh, don't deny you didn't put down these answers!):
Phone number: 22nog2nog
Motto: Time is gold >> Because this is the shortest one. ^_^
Hobbies: PEDROS >> I never got around to deciphering this but my friends say, it stands for "Playing, eating, drinking, running, outing, swimming :P
Friends: MTM >> short for "Many to mention". As if you didn't know!! This was a safe answer because you wouldn't want to name names and risk forgetting to write down somebody's and hurt his/her feelings.
Likes: friendly
Dislikes: plastic >> Which eventually evolved to "Tupperware"
Favorite book: Sweet Valley, Archie, Funny comics, Gospel comics
Favorite actor: Romnick Sarmienta and Robin Padilla were common favorites
Favorite actress: Sheryl Cruz, Aiko Melendez and other names I can't even recall
Favorite singers: Lea Salonga was so popular then. ^_^
Favorite food: Chinese, Italian, American >> As kids, we loooove siopao, siomai, pansit, spaghetti, cake and ice cream. Hence, the answers. Hehe.
Favorite color: ROYGBIV >> Pa-impress pa.
What is love: Love is blind. Love is like a rosary that is full of mysteries >> Come on!
What is crush: Crush is 'panghanga' >> You don't say!
Who is your crush: Common answers are "Secret" or some cutesy codenames like "Mr. Bogus", "Superman", "Cute eyes" and whatever sappy names we could come up with.
Who is your first love: Parents >> Wahaha!
Who is your first kiss: Parents >> Nyahaha!
Most embarrassing moment: Secret
And what is a slam book without 'heartfelt' dedications? Most of us usually started with
Thank you for the opportunity to sign in your cute slam book because we wanted to sound cool and intelligent
(Hey guys! I can spell "opportunity"!). The dedication usually ended with the extremely 'cute' abbreviations:
J - ust
A - lways
P - ray
A - t
N - ight
I -
T - rust
A - nd
L - ove
Y - ou
B - ooks
B - efore
B - oys
M - an
A - lways
R - emember
L - ove
B - ecause
O - f
R - omance
O - nly
Hekhekhek! Oh youth! Why don't we all dig up our ancient slam books and laugh till our sides hurt?! ^_~
Labels: adolescence, childhood, humor, slam book
Posted by Unknown at 18:02
